Once upon a time, you and Math were friends. Those were the days when Maths meant apples and oranges. But after that, things got complicated with alphabets and weird signs coming into the picture. You stopped raising your hand during classes, marks went from 90 to 30 and your girlfriend left you because you weren’t smart enough. And that was the beginning of a lifelong enmity. Maths didn’t stop at ruining your life in school. It still haunts you like a curse. If you too face these problems because of numbers, say aye!

At a sale, you prefer 50% off to anything higher or lower, because division by anything other than 2 requires a calculator.

Maths has made you cry more times than your girlfriend/boyfriend, mother and mean words put together.