There are awards, and then there are the Nobel Prizes. The prestigious awards, given out annually to some of the world's most deserving achievers, are being announced this week and everyone's got their fingers crossed. Well, everyone but us. We held our own private awards in the Indiatimes backyard, complete with a red dupatta standing in for a carpet and shampoo bottles for statuettes. Our honorable awardees couldn't make it to the show, given the short notice, but we're glad to proudly announce who the most deserving Bollywood winners for this year's Nobel Prizes are!

1. Deepika Padukone for the Nobel Prize In Economics

Because no actress (nor several actors) can rival her good run at the box office. Dippy's currently got the Midas touch, seeing how every project she's been part of, has sent producers laughing all the way to the bank.

2. Baba Siddiqui for the Nobel Peace Prize

Because the politician is certainly no Bollywood celebrity but he is single-handedly responsible for brokering peace between Shah Rukh Khan and Salman Khan (for the ignorant, that's him in the middle with the bushy moustache)!