It was just another day at work when I saw the Facebook Messages notification blink red. When I clicked on it, I noticed there were several messages on the 'Others' folder too. Anyone, girls especially, will tell you that clicking on that will throw an avalanche of 'fraandship' type messages your way. Some choose to send them stern responses, but I don't bother making that effort. To each his own.

What he sent me left me paralysed with shock.
He had sent me a photo of his penis.

Obviously, this poor guy feels lonely and craves for human attention. He wants friends who will love and support him through the ups and downs of life. So, I've decided I'm going to introduce everyone to this needy dude and make him famous, so that he can make friends and get a life.

People, say hello to Sachin Jain.