Hey people. Diwali gifts are not about dinner sets. So those of you who give cliched Diwali gifts, you are doing it wrong. P.S.: You can slyly share this list with your relatives and just hope that they read it.
Give them foreign movies with subtitles if these friends especially annoy you.
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Buy them a nice bottle of whiskey, scotch or even wine if you want to show you have class. Or gift them a case of Kalyani and make them rue the day they met you, the morning after the Diwali party.
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