So what was the last sci-fi film from Bollywood you really liked? a) Krrish 3 b) Taarzan the Wonder Car c) Love Story 2050 d) What is sci-fi? Whatever option you choose, I rest my case. Bollywood has just got sci-fi all wrong. Sure they are masala blockbusters that rake in the moolah, but if you try to make any sense out of it, you'll need more than two Disprins. Here are the mantras we follow in Bollywood, which also explain why we won't make any credible sci-fi films any time soon:

3. Forget scientific imagination, an item number is the most important element of a Bollywood sci-fi flick!

4. The fate of Bollywood sci-fi depends on 'stars.'

Never forget this one.