Bargaining is an art. But unlike artists, bargaining saves money. We, the people of India, go to great extents to save our paisa. Here are a few tricks I've noticed people using, every time I'm dragged to the market to 'shop'.
"Kanpur se hain na aap? Mere tauji ke chhote bete ki football aapki chhat pe aa gayi thi. Aap lautaye nahi hain abhi tak."
"Aapki dukaan under-construction thi, tabse khareed rahe hain yahan se."