You know how to drive. You have been issued a drivers license. But that never stops anyone from giving their expert advice now, does it? While guidance is a great help for old and new drivers alike, some people don't know where to stop. And if you drive on Indian streets, you know who we're talking about. Here are some unwelcome things you may have heard or may encounter soon. So gear up.

15. Person you've met for the first time: 'Main chalaun?'

Thanks, really. But if you haven't noticed, I haven't been hit by a sudden case of paralysis. Honest, I haven't.

14. 'Wow, you can actually drive.'

No kidding! Didn't you know? I got my driver's license because the authorities liked my singing. And harmonium playing.