It isn’t enough to find your soul-mate, your better half, your partner-in-crime. You still won’t be left in peace by all the nosey people around you. If they find out you’ve been in a relationship for a while, the nosey, intrusive questions follow. Questions that a psychiatrist wouldn’t ask his patient!

1. ‘Are your parents aware that you guys are going out with each other?’

‘Are your parents aware that their child is extremely nosey?’

2. ‘So it is true. Couples do begin to look like each other after a while.’

‘Are you actually suggesting that I look like my boyfriend? He’s got a freaking beard!’