The one thing Indian parents want from their kids (apart from scoring 98% throughout their lives, and always getting more marks than their neighbour’s kid) is to see them married. It’s not easy being a single woman in India, especially when she’s career minded and past the age of 24. And if you fit this description, you’d agree:

3. You log onto facebook and your timeline is filled with pictures of engagements, weddings, god-bharais, new-borns, etc

Time to log out now, I guess.

4. You get wedding and engagement invitations all the time

And you’re obliged to go to a few of them.