There's lazy and then there is you, the laziest. The word 'active' makes no sense to you, unless you add 'in' at the start. No matter what kind of friendship you share with your gang, you and your laziness share the strongest bond. As despicable as you might be to them, laziness defines you and you're too lazy to do anything about it!
"Tum pahuncho, main aa raha hoon!"
An hour later, you either find yourself stepping out of bed or cancelling!
You need that parking spot close to the bar/restaurant because you cannot walk 10 blocks. Too tiring.