There's lazy and then there is you, the laziest. The word 'active' makes no sense to you, unless you add 'in' at the start. No matter what kind of friendship you share with your gang, you and your laziness share the strongest bond. As despicable as you might be to them, laziness defines you and you're too lazy to do anything about it!

3. But you're okay with people coming over as long as you don't have to move an inch.

It saves you the struggle of going out. They can come, chill with you, do their thing and leave.

4. However, you avoid hosting house parties.

Who has the time to invite, organize and then clean up later? That's asking too much from you.