When I was young my mother told me stories about Ebola to put me to sleep. After all these years, when I’m finally eye to eye with Ebola; I’m in a dilemma of whether to accept it or continue living my boring, sad life. Ebola is responsible for the death of 5000+ people and scientists are looking for a vaccination for cure. But my question is ‘Why?’ Why do we need the vaccination? Why can’t we live happily with Ebola? Why does KRK have more than 536,000 followers whereas I have just 41? Why am I still single? Why, God Why? I’ll tell you why we need Ebola. Khaane ke baad mujhe hamesha lagta hai hajmola, Khaane ke baad mujhe hamesha lagta hai hajmola… My ex-boyfriend looks exactly like Ebola
No more worrying about getting your leaves approved, as your company itself will personally grant you leave. Forever!
Breaking up was never easier. Pick up the phone, tell her you’ve got Ebola and watch the clingy bitch run for her life.