7 Reasons Why You Should Get Ebola Right Now!

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7 Reasons Why You Should Get Ebola Right Now!


When I was young my mother told me stories about Ebola to put me to sleep. After all these years, when I’m finally eye to eye with Ebola; I’m in a dilemma of whether to accept it or continue living my boring, sad life. Ebola is responsible for the death of 5000+ people and scientists are looking for a vaccination for cure. But my question is ‘Why?’ Why do we need the vaccination? Why can’t we live happily with Ebola? Why does KRK have more than 536,000 followers whereas I have just 41? Why am I still single? Why, God Why? I’ll tell you why we need Ebola. Khaane ke baad mujhe hamesha lagta hai hajmola, Khaane ke baad mujhe hamesha lagta hai hajmola… My ex-boyfriend looks exactly like Ebola



3. You no longer need to worry about fashion and trends

Wearing an Ebola protective gear is the new status quo.

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4. You’ll never have to worry about getting a seat in public transport

Be it the Virar local or the Delhi metro, people will give you any place you keep your finger on.

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