“Love will not betray, dismay or enslave you but it will set you free”, if only that was well understood by these guys who dive into the deepest pits of friend zone, never to emerge out. Okay, let’s get this emo-trip over with.

1. That one guy she hangs out with all the time just to create an illusion that she’s not available. Hence, keeping all the potential Romeos at bay.

2. That one guy who himself has a postpaid connection but has all the instant mobile recharge apps installed on his phone, because he’s the one who gets her recharges done. And you know what’s sadder, not a single paisa of that amount is spent on calling him.