We were a great couple, with my great heart and your great ego. I know I am ugly, but when you were with me, you made me look good. We were so playful, like an innocent kid plays with a diseased rescued dog. You made me a stronger, more patient and more understanding person, by making me tolerate you. I always knew that after you, everything would be better, because with you I've hit rock-bottom. And now that you've left me for that part-human, and I'm sad for him, happy for you and happiest for myself. And, I wish nothing but the worst for you.