After the Hindu Mahasabha’s sweet gesture of generosity by saying that they will get couples married if found outside on Valentine’s day, they have come up with a few more brilliant ideas, that will totally blow your minds off (because you will feel like shooting yourself).

Ban on wearing skirts and jeans by girl students.

And wear what Mr. Tyagi? Ohh right, we have traditional Indian clothes to wear, but that doesn’t stop the men from molesting us. So how is discarding our choice of clothes helping?

Banning students to carry mobile phones.

The same mobile phone that you need to implement your day to day work, eh people? Who can even live without a phone now? This is just heights of hypocrisy.

We understand your point of saving Indian culture, but this is not it. What you are doing is taking us back to our primitive days. We really don’t want to use flint-stones when we have lighters so readily available to light our smokes.