A copy of the ‘fabled’ contract for Big Boss contestants has been uncovered and it has... rules. Yes, there are more rules and regulations in Bhai’s madhouse than what is let on. The apparent chaos is indeed governed by a string of laws besides the ones laid down by the Dabangg Khan, and some are as crazy as the show itself. Disclaimer: We tried to contact Colors for a comment on the legitimacy of the copy of the contract leaked by Bollywood Life. We were promptly denied.

1. Thou shall not BYOB (Bring Your Own Bible)

Books including holy scriptures are not allowed inside the Bigg Boss House. The Network provides them.

We see a protest brewing. Propagators of personal freedom and sentries of religion and traditions, this is your cue to join hands.

2. See a media person? Run away

The art of ‘No Comment’. If Mr Robert Vadra was in Bigg Boss, surely Daamadji would have gotten better practice in the intricacies of it.