PornHub Product Turns Jerking Off of Into Functional Energy. Masturbation Will be Power. Finally.

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PornHub Product Turns Jerking Off of Into Functional Energy. Masturbation Will be Power. Finally.


Masturbation A.K.A. hasthmaithun: A deeply personal, bordering at (maybe) pointless yet inexplicably enjoyable act that people, from all regions and religions 'practice', irrespective of coitus. And if you ever felt guilty about sneaking off for a quick fap, now you have a valid excuse, courtesy the fine people at PornHub. Presenting Wankband, a device which convertsthe 'up-down' hand motion of masturbation into energy, to be used for recharging mobile phones, computers, tablets, cameras...



if you got low power, jerk it, shake it and charge it!

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