Kendriya Bhandar cooperative stores in Delhi, which also supply to the Central Government offices, will soon be replacing all their Phenyl products with Gaunyle, a liquid made using bovine urine. Its natural goodness aside, we got the cow on our staff roll to write her views on this latest development. And this is what she had to say. I am the most popular, living , breathing divine being to roam the concrete jungles of India and now I have found my way to the corridors of power. Because my urine will now be used to make the offices of the Central Government shine like a twilight vampire.
Presenting "Gaunyle", designed from bovine urine, it will have the goodness of neem, fragrant and fresh with the scent of pine mixed in and will soon replace Phenyl.
Essentially, another product made of stuff obtained from yours truly without any payment, consent or consideration.
Now you may be asking yourself questions like "why now after all these years when you never complained before?" or " Are you 'milking' for popularity?" and "why haven't you ever appeared on an Arnab show to discuss your concerns?"...
Simple. Because the nation did not want to know.
But I cannot remain quiet anymore.
Now, just because someone called Oba-moo(?) is coming to Delhi, We are being herded off to crammed shelters and away from the open roads, as if we were dirty and ugly and not part of your "urban" culture.