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V-Day Out and about, ‘Matri Pitri Pujan Diwas’ In, Suggests Asaram. However What exactly With the seven days For you to Valentine’s?
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09-Feb-2015 11:12:12
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It's official, folks. Asaram Bapu has given UP CM Akhilesh Yadav some really solid advice. The godman has asked Yadav to take a cue from Chhattisgarh, where Valentine's Day has been celebrated as 'Matri Pitri Pujan Diwas' ever since the year 2012. The aim is simple - to inspire the youth and free them from the awful, morally paralysing influence of evil 'western customs'. Legit plan.
"Foreign TV channels, which promote promiscuity, have robbed them of their strength of character. As if this much of moral degradation of the country's youth was not enough, pernicious symbols of western culture like Valentine's Day are being promoted," the self-styled godman observed.
We're totally on board, by the way. In fact, why stop at Valentine's Day? There's a whole week of morally repugnant festivities, starting today, that lead up to V-Day and each deserves a brand new sanskaari identity. Akhilesh ji, are you listening?
1. Rose Day or 'Charan Kamal Diwas'
Please deposit all 'kamals' or lotuses at the feet of your parents, this day. No more rose-rose ka drama.
