13 Signs In which Advocate Baba Ramdev Is definitely an Noncitizen.

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13 Signs In which Advocate Baba Ramdev Is definitely an Noncitizen.


Baba Ramdev is super! Everything about him is super! That's exactly what got me wondering what's his secret. And one day after a long shower, everything fell into place like a solved jig-saw puzzle. He sure is out of the world, but literally. His first name is 'Baba'! That should have been my first clue! He defies gravity. Newton's laws don't apply on him. He claims he can cure AIDS and Cancer using weird body movements. He attracts creatures like Rakhi Sawant. He studied ancient Indian cave art. He can survive for weeks without eating anything at all. And he does not like Cheese-burst pizza! He claims that the left part of his body was paralyzed, and he cured it with yoga. But how did he do Yoga with a paralyzed body? I have a feeling, he was attacked by Men In Black, or something. Anyway, here are signs that suggest there's something alien-y about the guy.



1. There is very little information about his past.

According to the records, he was born in 1965 as Ramakrishna Yadav. Then he went to the Himalayas to 'practice yoga', and re-appeared as 'Baba Ramdev'. A little too convenient, isn't it?
Some say, his friend once played the movie 'Men In Black'. He got really scared and ran away from home.
Here is a news clipping while he was 'away' from home.

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2. His left eye blinks and fluctuates like a tube light.

Secret sources suggest that it happens every-time the mother ship sends messages into his memory chip.

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