Indians are easy to offend. The recent arrest of a certain spiritual guru offended a lot of blind followers. Talking about corruption offends politicians. Record on foreign grounds offend cricketers. Every scientific theorem offends some section of our society. Anything about religion offends everyone in general. In short, anything you say or do will find an 'offendee'. Listed here are some conventional ways to offend Indians. Pay attention. P.S.: Offensive material. Handle with care.

1. "Who is Sachin Tendulkar?"

2. "So you worship cows? Here's a cheeseburger. Do you want to bow to it?"