Doctors are considered God-sent in our country. They save lives and cure diseases apart from making a lot of money and puzzling you with bad hand-writing. Have a look at these weird things only doctors in India say.
The straight face comment
1. " Nothing to worry, just minor fractures in the spine. "
2. " Stay calm, it's the first heart attack. "
3. " Just six months of bed-rest, then you are good to go. "