Much is made of Shahrukh Khan's brand of romance. People swear by his dialogues and moves. But we forget that he is employing those in an unreal world where the only way out for his love interest is to reciprocate his love. Where on Earth would any sensible girl be charmed by these means? Don't try to follow his example because it could land you in grave trouble. Here is why :

5. What can you say about a guy who thinks stalking, writing love letters in blood, self-tattooing your crush's name on your body is all pretty cool?

6. Of course he knows what 'no' means. 'No means Yes.'