Yes it's official. The two French-bearded men with no hair will no longer be abusing younger boys and girls (mostly with hair) on national television. Raghu and Rajiv have decided to quit MTV Roadies. Yes, believe it. The two are set to be replaced by none other than Bollywood actress Esha Deol and boxer Vijender Singh. While a MTV Roadies without Raghu and Rajiv is unimaginable, we still let life play out and suggest some options for the duo.

1. Become holy f*%#^!g babas

With names like Raghu Ram and Rajiv Laxman, everything seems to be in place for their next holy venture. It’s the perfect time to capture an open market with most of the country’s established holy-men being behind bars. Be prepared for some hard-hitting gyaan.

2. Open a hair salon for the bald

Because only the one's who don't have it, can appreciate it.

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