This is a very serious article. It's about people who are not what they seem. No, they do not have any scientific logic behind their claims, but who needs science when you have power of "faith"? (I'm looking at you, "god men") For some reason, most of these claims were made when these people were apprehended by the police, or hounded by the media. I'm sure that's just a coincidence. So, without further ado, here's a list of people who have claimed to be monsters and aliens.

5. Josephine Rebecca Smith - Vampire. Likes to bite faces of old men.

One evening, just before midnight in front of a Hooters restaurant in Florida, wheelchair bound Milton Ellis, age 69, awoke to find 22-year-old Josephine Rebecca Smith on top of him with blood lust on her mind. Smith told the elderly man that she was a vampire and began to bite him on the face and the neck, tearing off pieces of Ellis' face and lip.

Covered in blood, Ellis managed to get away and call the authorities. When police arrived they found the self-proclaimed vampire, Smith, half naked and covered in blood. Before she was arrested, Smith claimed to have no memory of the attack.

Still a better love story than Twilight, methinks.

6. Cynthia Crawford - 2/3rd Alien, 1/3rd human. Result of scientific experiments.

Crawford claims she is the result of her mom being artificially impregnated by alien DNA as part of some secret government programme. And this, apparently makes her only 34% human and the rest is alien. (#AlienMath)

She believes her calling in life is to educate Earthlings about alien life, which is why she moulds alien sculptures and sells them. Her book "Lessons From the Galactic Family and the Masters" is soon to be released.

*hushed tone* Doesn't she remind you of Betaal from Vikram-Betaal?