Women, as much as we love you, there are certain things about men that you NEED to know asap because these gender-segregate expectations are getting ridiculously out of hand. WARNING: If you've found yourself getting offended in the past, we suggest you don't read further.

Humour us.

We love funny women and there ain't a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Size doesn't matter. Please tell us that sometimes?

It's like us telling you that you don't look fat. You may, but we're considerate like that. We'd appreciate if women start reacting to a penis like this: