Sometimes you have a day that can only be classified as “one of those,” and the only appropriate remedy is to become horizontal on your couch or floor and forget about your worries as you sing along to a Disney movie. Here are some signs that today is that day:

8. As you were walking down the street, a woman threw herself in your path and implored you to feed the birds.

You should definitely listen to her, and then you should take a break from all that exhausting bird feeding by watching a Disney movie.

9. You thought happy thoughts and aimed for the second star to the right, and yet you were not immediately teleported to Never Land.

Maybe this will work tomorrow. But for right now, you should just call it a day and watch a Disney movie.