No matter how badly one has written a book, a movie based on that book will suck more. Keeping that in mind, I tried to screw around with some of the plots in the movie 2 States, based on a Chetan Bhagat novel, safely assuming that nobody cares about its fate. For ease of understanding, here is a legend of all the character names in the movie. Vikram: Krish's Father; Kavita: Krish's mother; Radha: Ananya's mother; Swaminathan: Ananya's Father; Manju: Ananya's brother; Minty: Krish's cousin.

1. Krish: "Doctor, mai aatmahatya karna chahta hoon."
Doctor: "Fees jama kari?"
Krish: "Haan."
Doctor: "Fir dekh lo. Waise na maro toh achha hai. Karte kya ho?"
Krish: "IIT-D, IIM-A, Banking Executive, Blah blah bleh blah."
Doctor: "Abe kya bol raha hai?"
Krish: "Nerd hoon."
Doctor: "Yeh le mehenga graphics card jisme sab game chalenga."

2. Sambhar is shitty. Mess food is, in general, pathetic. Damsel in distress. Krish is friends with the mess representative. He gets 10 'gulab jamuns' for Ananya. Love at first bite. Happy ever after.