No matter how badly one has written a book, a movie based on that book will suck more. Keeping that in mind, I tried to screw around with some of the plots in the movie 2 States, based on a Chetan Bhagat novel, safely assuming that nobody cares about its fate. For ease of understanding, here is a legend of all the character names in the movie. Vikram: Krish's Father; Kavita: Krish's mother; Radha: Ananya's mother; Swaminathan: Ananya's Father; Manju: Ananya's brother; Minty: Krish's cousin.

3. Ananya asks Krish to go out and eat. Krish grabs the golden opportunity and uses the line 'Bas zara sa aur' to take her all the way to Daman. By the evening, even long lost friends of Krish know he's in a relationship with a hot girl. In other news, Modi bans this couple from Gujarat. #CreepinessFTW

4. Ananya wears really short clothes on campus. All the male students in IIM stay away because they are shy and shell-shocked. She gets good grades and doesn't need help studying. She becomes a successful woman who never got married and now lives with nine cats at her penthouse in NY's upper east side.