You know how to drive. You have been issued a drivers license. But that never stops anyone from giving their expert advice now, does it? While guidance is a great help for old and new drivers alike, some people don't know where to stop. And if you drive on Indian streets, you know who we're talking about. Here are some unwelcome things you may have heard or may encounter soon. So gear up.

13. 'Don't kill that man!!!' (from 500 metres away)

But but don't I get points for hitting people? Whaaat. It looked like so much fun on Road Rash.

12. The sound of your friend actively hitting the car bottom with their foot.

Do you want me to fix controls on your side too?