It isn’t enough to find your soul-mate, your better half, your partner-in-crime. You still won’t be left in peace by all the nosey people around you. If they find out you’ve been in a relationship for a while, the nosey, intrusive questions follow. Questions that a psychiatrist wouldn’t ask his patient!

9. ‘You guys have started getting boring. Not up for anything fun.’

‘Ermm… Maybe we’re staying ‘cuz you keep calling us boring!’

10. ‘Who’s the boss in the relationship?’

‘Neither. I’m the CEO in the relationship. And my boyfriend’s the COO. Clear enough?’