It isn’t enough to find your soul-mate, your better half, your partner-in-crime. You still won’t be left in peace by all the nosey people around you. If they find out you’ve been in a relationship for a while, the nosey, intrusive questions follow. Questions that a psychiatrist wouldn’t ask his patient!

5. ‘You guys look so perfect. I bet you never ever ever fight, right?’

‘You sneaky douche! You’re trying to get me to talk about what all we fight about!’

6. ‘What will happen if, God forbid, you guys split up?’

‘What will happen if I drug you and ship you off to Estonia?’