Marriage is a strange institution men decide to get into without thinking about the aftermath. Why? Because men are foolish! They choose a girl, fall in love with her, marry her and before they know it, they are quietly and unknowingly domesticated as a pet dog. It doesn’t matter if he was/is at the top of the food chain financially or socially; when it comes to the wife, he is nothing more than a chicken. So here it is. The 7 differences in a guy’s life Before Marriage Vs. After Marriage.

After Marriage

Reason for vacation: Wife ne Mannat maangi thi.

Venue: Vaishno Devi, Tirupati or Amarnath.

Verdict: Ek hafta daaru band because your wife got spiritual.

1. How guys party Before Marriage

Motive of the party: Absolutely Nothing!

Venue: Club, Bar, Car, Garden or Mere dost ke duur ke dost ka ghar khali hai.

Verdict: “Aaj tera bhai gaadi chalayega”/ "Yeh mat samajh main pee ke bol raha hoon!”