Catholics are undoubtedly known to be a fun-loving bunch of pao walas, whose partying style is often compared to that of the Vengaboys- Yea… We’re going to Ibiza! The name calling and stereotyping doesn’t stop there, it goes on to maka paos, bloody buggers and so on. Keeping all this aside, here are some more questions that we’re extremely (in the most extreme sense) tired of answering.

1. Oh! You’re a catholic; you must be from Goa na?

Firstly, not all Catholics are produced in Goa like Goan sausages. That city isn’t solely responsible for our breed. Trust me!

2. Wait… You’re a catholic; you’ll are all drunkards right?

Yea buddy, we’re born with alcohol in our systems, if that’s the answer you’re looking for. Yet unfortunately, we don’t manage to gulp down an ocean full of liquor, as you would’ve imagined, bloody rascal.