Government has all the power. And those who work for the government, have even more so. It’s quite an experience to deal with them and in the process you might end up pulling your hair out. Here are a few pointers that separates an Indian babu from the ‘Mango people’:

3. Talking of your presence, you should always be actually found at a tea stall, smoking corner, or at a ‘paan dukaan’.

4. When somebody comes to you for some work/help, act pricey and tell them to come later. A busy, high-placed person like you, cannot have time to pay attention to such menial stuff, right?