Valentine's Day was Delhi's big date with politics. Be it Arvind Kejriwal's swearing-in ceremony as Chief Minister, or protests outside Hindu Mahasabha that question the politics of religion, much more than red roses and XL-sized teddy bears happened on Saturday.

Bruv, I am a Hindu but this hindutva crap is not working out for me. I am offended when this Mahasabha propagates my religion through violence. Especially because Hinduism is all about love. And hey, how does that dude get to say shit like "We will kill Kejriwal" and get away with it?

I, on the other hand, did not say a word and was arrested. Hmm… very naughty Delhi Police, very naughty. Or is it because I am just a citizen of India, insignificant like coleslaw?

Okay, so three things. Let me not keep you from your cricket. This protest was for Love and not Valentine's Day. These wannabe guardians of my religion need to stop with this politics of hate. ASAP.

Two, this is about Hinduism and how you, Hindu Mahasabha, become anti-Hindu when you try to preach it through violence.

Third, man I’m bruised badly. Delhi Police, please behave yourself. It's super messed up if I have to go to a police station to write a complaint against you.

Finally, dude I am sick of politics, tired of religion, hurt from this hate, I just need more of the essential. For starters, I need LOVE.