Shudhh Desi Romance, they call it. And we couldn't agree more. In a time when 'sanskriti' is fast-eroding and 'sanskaar' has been reduced to a mere Alok Nath meme, Hindu Mahasabha has given us all an opportunity to redeem ourselves, by marrying off couples seen romancing on V-day. Aww. So, in order to make the samaj-sewak Mahasabha workers' lives easier, a bunch of bright, young, non-'feminist type' people have announced a grand plan -- to show up in bright, colourful attire at the Mahasabha's office in Delhi, in pairs of course. Haye, such adarsh baalaks/baalikas, we tell you. We caught up with one such baalika, who goes by the name Laxmi Bai, and asked her a few questions about her Hindu Mahasabha-funded mass wedding.

4. Do you think the Kejriwal's swearing-in ceremony is going to be a dampener for this mass wedding? (Both are at 12pm tomorrow)

We were annoyed that Kejru is trying to take our thunder away. Clearly the new CM has a more passionate romance with Feb 14.

The morale of the Hindu Mahasabha is low after mufflerman became dapper. This is hence, the most opportune moment moment for lovers and otherwise to strike, to show their immense gratitude to the Hindu Mahasabha for its wonderful initiatives. What is that they say "Jaale peh namak cheerakna?"

Dear Kejriwal, Y U NO wait for one day?

5. How is this different from Kiss of Love? Or is it?

How dare you compare it to Kiss of Love? Chee chee! We only believe in marriage (shuddh desi style) and in no public display of affection, which is totally against our culture.

Please ask the feminists to stay away from our sacred wedding, we do not want them to at all dissuade our excited to-be newly-weds with their stupid (but fiery and persuasive) arguments

Sorry, sorry! Wrong question, Laxmi Bai madam.