There are awards, and then there are the Nobel Prizes. The prestigious awards, given out annually to some of the world's most deserving achievers, are being announced this week and everyone's got their fingers crossed. Well, everyone but us. We held our own private awards in the Indiatimes backyard, complete with a red dupatta standing in for a carpet and shampoo bottles for statuettes. Our honorable awardees couldn't make it to the show, given the short notice, but we're glad to proudly announce who the most deserving Bollywood winners for this year's Nobel Prizes are!

3. Ranbir Kapoor for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry

Because this casanova knows how to make sparks fly on AND off screen!

4. Aamir Khan for the Nobel Prize In Physiology & Medicine

Because never in the history of medicine, has anyone been able to deliver a baby with a vacuum cleaner like the actor did in '3 Idiots'.