We’ve all fallen for them at some point in our manly lives. The “one that got away” some of them. But it’s always nice to sort them into more general stereotypes to reminisce on a shallower level so that we might connect with online strangers a bit better.

The Alpha Girl

The man-eater. The femme-fatale. The innocent shy girl who got cheated on by her douchebag first boyfriend and as a result, now unleashes a fiery anger and hatred that she now directs towards the male race by objectifying men as toys, giving us superb sexual pleasure, and then leaving us for the flies to deal with our feelings. Hm.

The Life is Beautiful Girl

Ever meet that girl who just purely loves life? She adores animals, stands up for the weak, cheers for both teams, and always has a good time. She has guys at her feet and she might give a few a look here and there but really she just having a good time right now and would rather focus on that. Boy, what a gal.