Who needs "Batman v Superman" when Mother Nature brings so many epic, real-life battles to the table? The footage below shows what looks like a fish-on-squid embrace at first, but if you take a closer look, you'll realize that something far more nefarious is going on here. This spine-crushing battle royale is probably more compelling than almost anything you've ever seen at the movies. Admittedly, the video is not as expertly produced as Batman's throwdown against everyone's favorite kryptonite-hating hero, but this enthusiastic narrator has box office potential! Just kidding. You can chalk this level of amusement up to nature's taste for horror.