So wedding season’s here and along with is all the suckiness of the universe , I don’t know why people rejoice the conventional Indian wedding so much , may be because we are too engrossed in enjoying and keeping ourselves happy that we hypocritically refuse to look beyond the obvious and try sugar-coating it with filmy music and bites of rasgullas. Let me tell you why the typical Indian weddings are so uncool.

1. The mere enormity of pointless expenditure should be enough the convince you of the futility of these events.

2. Let’s not even get started on the dowry or gifts , that’s what they are being called these days? And you would think educated guys don’t ask for dowry but as it turns out, qualification is directly proportional to the money groom fetches.