India's cheap version of Thailand, Goa for ages has been the prison break we need in our lives. The sultry beaches, the sizzling food, the smashing babes. All of this, infuses us with Duracell rabbit like energy to party all night to wake up feeling like Bradley Cooper from Hangover, next morning. While it scores ten on ten on fun, beauty and debauchery, it's not entirely devoid of eyesores. Here's a list of must don'ts you might wanna pack in your bagpack if you're planning a trip to Goa. Disclaimer, keeping them in mind may or may not get you laid, but it will up your coolness, I promise.

Walking up to women on the beach with fraandship requests.

Honestly, It's creepier to hear "Hey wanna a nice company to party" in person.

Couples on the beach, posing like Jack and Rose from Titanic.

Give us a break, it's not 1997 folks.