Anyone living on their own knows that there's only one thing that stands between them and happiness - the landlord. Some landlords have such a terrifying effect on your life that they often haunt you in your nightmares. Living on your own means living with a pesky weird landlord! There are few of us who are lucky enough to get decent landlords and landladies but mostly they get on our nerves! Here are 14 annoying questions landlords keep asking tenants.

1. ''5 tareek se pehle pehle rent de dena''

"Calm down Dawood! I know how renting a house works!"

2. ''Zyaada shor mat karna. Aas paas families rehti hai''

"Fine. I'll put cotton all over my house, wear cotton slippers and soundproof the entire place. Is that ok?"