The world has no shortage of annoying people. There are some people whose only purpose of existence seems to be to annoy you. Words don't suffice when it comes to abusing these people and that's where your middle finger comes in handy.

5. At a family function: “Beta aap kaale ho rahe ho. Thodi fairness cream lagaya karo.”

Why don't I put some on your eyes so that the entire world seems fair to you?

6. The animal haters: “Aap apne kutte ko hamare gate ke bahar se matt lejaya karo. What if he pees on the road?”

Okay, maybe I'll install a commode for him in the loo.