The world has no shortage of annoying people. There are some people whose only purpose of existence seems to be to annoy you. Words don't suffice when it comes to abusing these people and that's where your middle finger comes in handy.

3. The friend who works out: “Abbey tu kitna patla hai yaar, ajeeb nahi lagta tujhe?”

Maybe you should lift dumbbells with your head once in a while. Exercise those brain muscles!

4. The rich friend who comes home: “Bas? Ghar toh shuru hotey hi khatam. Kaise rehte ho?”

3 people in a 3 BHK. It's a tight fit but somehow we manage.