Times change, and the main thing most guys are doing to keep up with this change is shaving the sides of their heads, slicking back the top and then turning into DJs... but that's not the point. Guys with long hair have to face a constant barrage of social commentary and as such should be granted a minority status and protection. If you are a guy with long hair, this is what you have to deal with -

3."Itni garmi mein bhi?!"

Well yeah, It's a way of life, It's a part of my personality... It's also mostly laziness.

4."Bro, you smoke na? Not cool..."

Hearing this from people you've met literally 2 seconds ago and watching them do that little victory dance with their eyes is always amusing.