Times change, and the main thing most guys are doing to keep up with this change is shaving the sides of their heads, slicking back the top and then turning into DJs... but that's not the point. Guys with long hair have to face a constant barrage of social commentary and as such should be granted a minority status and protection. If you are a guy with long hair, this is what you have to deal with -

5. "Excuse me, madam?"

If anyone calls you "madam", just treat them to 30 lashes by your luscious locks. That'll set them right.

6."Look, it's Jesus!"

When this happens, and it definitely will happen, just tie your hair up and voila! No more second coming.