Doctors are considered God-sent in our country. They save lives and cure diseases apart from making a lot of money and puzzling you with bad hand-writing. Have a look at these weird things only doctors in India say.

The Useless Chores

7. " Compounder Ramesh, weight lelo ! "

8. " Compounder Ramesh, height lelo ! "

9. " Compounder Ramesh, eye test lelo ! "

10. " Bhai saab, paise idhar ! "

The Obvious advice

11. " Buy the medicine. "

Sure, as soon as archaeologists decipher this ancient script.

12. " Eat properly. "

You don't say!

13. " Stay healthy! "

Ha Ha. You're funny.