Doctors are considered God-sent in our country. They save lives and cure diseases apart from making a lot of money and puzzling you with bad hand-writing. Have a look at these weird things only doctors in India say.
When they're explaining you technical shit
14. " This is a case of acute cephalgia, caused by dilation of cerebral arteries! "
OH NO!!
15. " Your blood report for HIV is here. It's positive! "
Lakh Lakh shukra hai bhagwan ka!